nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
this broke me
The season of leg shaving is upon us.
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying