gandal-f:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

this broke me

(via whydoes-l-looksomuchlike-l)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via wordsallowustolive)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via cosimaphine)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via whoredinarygirl)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour, via pizza)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via these-fading-scars)