skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(via pizza)

dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

(via sorry)

xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

(Source: beedibix, via forever-ponds)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti, via pizza)

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via pizza)

  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via whoredinarygirl)